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[asipofbride]

This is Wolfwood. Leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you.

username: N.D. WOLFWOOD

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[asipofbride]

i mean if you want i can make that dream come true for you
make some colorful paper eyebrows for me and i can jiggle em
i'm not religious either but i like ice cream

have you looked at me lately? it's some sort of divine providence or cosmic spite that more people haven't hit me with cars
i am the universe's little chewtoy and i'm here to make that everyone's problem

you should ask vash about the car thing
see if he ever hit his original wolfwood with a car
or if i'm just a special brand of cursed even amongst wolfwoods

[whiteshroud]

If you do that, I will knock $100 off your bill.
I'm serious.

[He needs the stupid laugh ok]

I'll consider asking him. Not this week though.

Are you taunting the universe to hit you with more cars?
Would it be better to be a shared trait or to have you be uniquely prone to getting hit by cars?

[asipofbride]

lets rock i have no pride to speak of and 2000$ to pay you back

if you leave the part about other wolfwoods out you could probably get him to whine for fun the old-fashioned way
he can't drive for spit

look
other wolfwood was actually an okay priest who did confessions and stuff
and he was built like a brick shithouse
i have to have something going for me other than an aversion for socks and the soul of a 90 year old man

[whiteshroud]

Sweet. Discount will be applied when you deliver the goods.

He can't?
I guess I can't judge, I don't have a license either.

You have a lot of things going for you, like an entire family for one.
Priesthood is a lonely occupation.
There's a reason I've held off on getting ordained.